ONSLAUGHT 003

EAT MY FUK
WET SLIT AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY
CD

Tracklisting:

1. Slit Lickin' Scumbag 2. I Wanna Cum On You 3. Wet Slit And A Bottle Of Whiskey 4. Pukin' Alone - HEAR IT 5. Oblivion Tonight 6. Kneel Before My Cock 7. Have A Heart Attack And Die

8. I Wanna Be Your Whore 9. Horny Fuckin' Slut 10. Drunk And Sleazy 11. If The River Were Whiskey 12. Destroy The Factory 13. Kiss My Fucking Ass 14. Drink And Bleed 15. Pervert

BESTIAL ONSLAUGHT PRODUCTIONS wants you to EAT MY FUK! Real metalpunk, for shitheads, assholes and scumfuks. Comprised of "the Four Fuckheads," sometimes known as Mescalito, Hot Carl, Batboy and Warthog, EAT MY FUK have their cocks set on kill and their minds set on whiskey, weed and so much more. They want your daughters, mothers and maybe even your dog too.

Release date: February 19th, 2003

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REVIEWS

EAT MY FUK
"Wet Slit & A Bottle of Whiskey" CD
7/10 - [Bestial Onslaught]

Holy shit, this is not at all what I expected. These dudes play raw and dirty punk rock with burly, gritty, sarcastic vocals that are all about perverted (and often violent) sex and alcohol. That's it. That's all there is to it. Simple chord progressions, basic lead breaks, rugged distortion all over the place… and a ton of perversity. It totally sounds like it could've come from the 80's, though. I can't say it brings any particular bands to mind because the vocals have their own thing going on, and the music is pretty much grimy, by the books punk rock… no shit. If you heard this without vocals you'd swear you've heard parts of it before. Hell, it's even catchy. It's almost upbeat at times… almost. But using the word "upbeat" when songs like "Horny Fuckin' Slut" are involved just seems so very wrong, ha… even if there is a dash of melody involved from time to time. As stated the production is pretty rough, but it totally works. It doesn't bother me at all. The mix is even, the dirtiness works out perfectly for their style, and it all sounds pretty much like it should based on where they're taking it. The guitars aren't heavy, just filthy, the bass is there, the drums are totally dry, and the vocals are dead in the center with the music. As one might expect, the cover art is… well… interesting? It's actually a nicely done sketch of a fucked up and barely clothed woman next to a trashcan and a bunch of garbage with a needle hanging out of her arm, a bottle of whiskey in one hand, used condoms all around, and, of course, a "wet slit". For the PC this is not. The lyrics hammer that point home even more: "Kiss me in the gutter take me home, I'll drink your booze and you can suck my bone, Give me drugs and a bit of cash, I'll stick my dick into your rotten gash…" Yeah, and the lyrics are all handwritten and spread out over collages of porn. Shocker. I must say, this is pretty damn good. I totally fucking hate the lyrics (not because I don't have a sense of humor, just because some of these tracks aren't as funny as others, and it can get distracting listening to an otherwise good song while hearing shit about buttfucking, stinky cunts, or whatever else they're spouting off about), but the songs fucking rip. And shit, songs like "Destroy the Factory" are fucking classic through and through…

Running time - 25:01, Tracks: 15
[Notable tracks: Wet Slit and a Bottle of Whiskey, Drunk and Sleazy, Destroy the Factory, Drink and Bleed]
Bestial Onslaught Productions - http://www.bestialonslaught.com

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ARTIST: EAT MY FUK
TITLE: Wet Slit and a Bottle of Whiskey
LABEL: Bestial Onslaught
http://www.bestialonslaught.com
GENRES: rock,punk,thrash

By Stuart Green
July 07, 2003

It's hard to tell if this quartet of cave-dwelling knuckle draggers is trying to be ironic or if they're just idiotic. Either way, it doesn't much matter. Alleged to actually be members of dark metal bands Autopsy, Abscess and Ravenous, EMF's debut attempts to out-swear GG Allin and out-gore Gwar. With song titles like "I Wanna Cum on You," "Kneel Before My Cock" and "Horny Fuckin' Slut" there's really no mistaking where the band is headed before you even hear the thrashy scuzz-core within. I'm thinking straight to hell with a smile and a hard-on.

EXCLAIM!


EAT MY FUK - "Wet Slit and a Bottle of Whiskey" CD
(Bestial Onslaught Productions) 2003

Live is a shit... and you are just looking for pure filthy music, drink and to realize all your explicit and more obscure carnal desires? So, Eat my Fuk debut album will be pure oral orgy!! Just take look at the music titles. Musically, it's simple chord, a blend of punk rock and primal metal, very influenced by G.G. Allin and old Venom, with very explicit lyrics, raw guitars and ironic vocals. Hard fuck during 25 minutes. Comprised of "the Four Fuckheads," sometimes known as Mescalito, Hot Carl, Batboy and Warthog... It's rumoured that Eat my Fuk line-up consists of prominent members from the US black and death metal scene (Autopsy/Abscess/Ravenous???)... Well, to hell with the rumors and enjoy the music... As stated in the booklet: 'If you are not satisfied with this record for any reason, tough fuckin' shit! It's all you deserve!
Contamination level: 05/10

Clay Schulze

BATTLE WEBZINE


EAT MY FUK Wet Slit & A Bottle of Whiskey
Bestial Onslaught Productions (2002)

This is the new scum punk band featuring members of AUTOPSY and VON, from what I'm told. All I know - this is the kind of punk that needs to be heard. It's true punk - being dirty, nasty, and somewhat evil while maintaining a sense of humor that punk needs to have. This shit is directly descended from the master of this kind of punk rock, GG ALLIN. Every song has reference to drugs, porn, sex, or alcohol. Suicide and murder are also apparent subjects of interest. If that's the kind of shit that gets your goat, this is what you'll want to hear. Plus, it has just enough attitude to be of interest to all you thrash freaks out there, too. You won't be disappointed - or, if you are for some reason, it's your own damn fault for buying something you didn't like! --Andrew Parrish

CULT FANZINE
Issue #2

ETERNAL FROST WEBZINE
Issue #15


EAT MY FUK/Wet Slit & A Battery Of Whiskey (Bestial Onslaught) Sort of punkink metal style with sex type lyrics. Sort of like The Mentors at times. With such songs as I wanna be Your Whore, Kneel Before My Cock, etc you know what sort of band this. Info: www.bestialonslaught.com

METAL CORE FANZINE


Eatmyfuk-Wet Slit and A Bottle of Whiskey
(Bestial Onslaught, 2003)
4/5 Skulls

I'm pretty sure that this is a side project featuring members of Autopsy and Abcess. It actually sounds a bit like Abcess, minus the metal and upping the punk rock side that the band used to have on their early demos and the first LP. It's raw, nasty punk rock that shows more then just a little GG Allin influence.

The packaging is of course littered with pictures of porn and the lyrics are about as tasteless as they come. It's the perfect packaging for this whiskey soaked release. For those easily offended, you probably won't like this band. It's not sexist, just perverted. So this is one that will definitely appeal to perverts.

Not much else to say about this one, for fans of dirty and old school punk rock this is an essential purchase. Fans of Abcess would definitely be able to get into this as well.

UNBOUND ZINE